#ive never been more confused

[bishipsaremyships]

Told the groupchat that I’m going by Veritas now and the single straight man is now lowkey simping????

[sethcohnn]

For anyone with no patience, here are the captions of Jeronica moments in Riverdale 7x19:

WARNING: Major spoilers for this week's episode

55

00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:15,262

[Veronica] So,

with Featherhead gone,

who's gonna run the asylum now?

56

00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,230

[Jughead] Well, not to sound

like Chicken Little,

57

00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:20,134

but what if

it's Dr. Werthers?

58

00:03:20,168 --> 00:03:22,070

There's got to be

better candidates

out there.

59

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Like Captain Hook

or Godzilla?

60

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Just so long as they don't

ask my uncle to step up.

61

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Well, I actually know

the perfect candidate,

62

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but we would need

support from the PTA

to push it through.

63

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My mom's president

of the PTA, of course.

64

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Well, that's a brick wall.

65

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The last time we appealed to

your mom's better angels,

she let us down.

66

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She did, but I think

that we should give her

another chance.

67

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A lot has changed for her

since then.

68

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Well, in the meantime,

I'm going to pay

a house call

69

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on good old

Dr. Moldy.

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326

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Clay.

327

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Tell me, have you ever read

the story, <i>The Comet?</i>

328

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Of course. Multiple times,

in fact.

329

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I figured you would've.

330

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In that case,

331

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how would you feel

about writing and directing

332

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an adaptation of <i>The Comet</i>

as a major motion picture?

333

00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,789

[laughs softly]

Is this a gag?

334

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I've actually been

fiddling with

335

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a screenplay version

of <i>The Comet</i> for years.

336

00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:41,061

Well, thanks to Jughead,

337

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I connected

with Du Bois' agents.

338

00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:47,267

And it turns out

the movie rights had been

languishing for years.

339

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So I snapped them up,

340

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and I suspected

you'd be passionate

about this.

341

00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,742

Veronica, I can't believe

what I'm hearing.

342

00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:57,110

It's going to be

an uphill battle,

343

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but there are things

we can do,

344

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like get the right star

attached.

345

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Someone like, say...

346

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[both] Sidney Poitier.

347

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Precisely.

348

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Can you get to him?

349

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I might not

be able to get to him.

350

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But we both know

someone who can.

351

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Josie McCoy.

352

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But, Clay,

353

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if we're going

to attach a big star

like Sidney,

354

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your adaptation

needs to be undeniable.

355

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Don't worry, it will be.

356

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And who needs to wait

for summer? I'll get

going right away.

357

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Wonderful.

358

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In that case,

359

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I'm thinking a premiere

at Cannes in the next

four to five years.

360

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How does that sound?

361

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[laughs]

362

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Yay!

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580

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[Veronica] Hey, Jughead.

581

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Archie told us

what you showed him.

582

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We'd like to see

what Archie saw.

583

00:31:02,429 --> 00:31:07,434

-Together.

-Classic Bee and Vee style.

584

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[male voice] <i>Our story</i>

<i>is about a town, a small town,</i>

<i>decent, innocent.</i>

585

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<i>Get closer, though,</i>

<i>and you start seeing</i>

<i>the shadows underneath.</i>

586

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<i>The name of our town</i>

<i>is Riverdale.</i>

587

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[female singer] <i>♪ Tell me ♪</i>

588

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You could have prepared us

a little more for that,

Jughead Jones.

589

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[Betty sniffles]

590

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There was...

591

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so much darkness

592

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in that world. [sniffles]

593

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And my family...

594

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My father was a killer.

595

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My sister was murdered

596

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and then came back

to life. [crying]

597

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[sighs] You and I,

598

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we were together.

599

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[chuckles softly] Yeah.

600

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Until we weren't.

601

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I was with Archie.

602

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And I killed

my husband, Chad,

603

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and my father.

604

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[wind chime jingles]

[mocha-bunbun]

you remind me of shampoo and march <3

WHOS SHAMPOO?????

[wildernezz]

i cant give you this but i can give you the stage adaptation of macbeth which feels more like a netflix adaptation if anything because it just straight up comes out with lady macbeth vaping.

i am not kidding whatsoever. i have a friend from britain who one day just told me "hey my class just watched a modern adaptation of macbeth and lady macbeth is vaping wtf do i do with this information you're the theatre kid here" and i have not recovered since. somebody please tell me how this happened.

Hear me out i need a stage adaptation of A midsummer night's dream where Hermia is a goth girl and Lysander is her alt bf, and Demetrius is a cringy guy with a hawaiian shirt and Helena is a bi girl who actually likes his cringiness (but she also can't properly talk to Hermia cuz like women am i right)

[koobiie]

like and reblog if you would give her a turrón ‼️

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

[beesspacedotorg]

I was like away from the obey me roleplaying scene for like three days and there's family beef AND dialuci kissed except one of them is married ?????? HELLO @authormars WHAT HAPPENED

[jettorii]

hehe hi :3 stardew valley doodles bc theyre cute and i needed to draw them

[bunnyboy-juice]

spent the first hour and change at work deleting some old files and am having a grand ol time laughing at myself for not realizing i was a lesbian sooner

[pens-and-paperbacks]

Endeavor is almost a perfect allegory for what the society in the mha universe does to people who can't be heroes or use their quirks in a way to benefit society, which is cast them aside or pass them over without over giving them a second glance until uh-oh! Suddenly they're worth being noticed because they're a threat.

He apologizes to his family, which is good! If you're a bad person and did terrible things, the first step in your own transformation and atonement should be to acknowledge what you've done and to apologize to those you've wronged. Great!

Thing is, Endeavor set off a chain reaction with his abusive, neglectful and downright irresponsible choices that it damaged everyone in his family for life.

I don't think someone who causes one of their own children to literally go up in flames, crying because they're finally getting attention from their father and family in the very end, ever deserves to be forgiven.

[sugarsnappeases]

thank you for the tag @fxreflyes this is so cute, except the format is trying to hinder my propensity to ramble, so i’ve rectified this in the tags lmao

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

no pressure tags for @static-radio-ao3 @inevitablestars @itsjaywalkers @carniferous @orbitfalls @transsexualpriest @futurequibblerjournalist <333

[nerdie-faerie]

Just when I think the day's going well, I crash a golf cart

[not-karl]

i just realized..... mpreg.....

WHERE DOES THE BABY COME OUT OF???????

THE ASSHOLE??????"?????

THE URITHRA OR HOWEVER YOU FUCKIJG SPEELL IT???

IM AOBBING

[skeletalheartattack]

im showing my friend clanker the awesome six eggs and single ice key i found today

[exlimix1a]

Happy New Years, my beloveds. I love you all and I'm very proud of you as the darling little individuals that you are. kisses you all on the forehead. You're doing fantastic . look forward with hope, starlings. we've got this!!

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I love Ceren Nightchant but the thing that confuses me about him is that whenever I say "Ceren Nightchant" I don't know WHICH one I'm talking about. Like of course there is no other Ceren, but after the tutorial update he was the only character that got a personality upgrade so major it's as if Ceren WAS two completely different people. Like if someone came up to me and said "Actually his name is Schmeren and he's Ceren's younger brother they just typed in his name wrong during the update" that would actually be believable because of how DIFFERENT the personality shift was

AND THIS ISN'T A BAD THING in fact I think I actually like New "Anti Skeleton Pirate" Ceren Nightchant better than the old one IN REGARDS TO HIS NEW PERSONALITY!!! Like I will always have a special love for Old "Greetings :)" Ceren Nightchant but that's only because of Nostalgia and completely untrue facts about him I made up in my head. Unfortunately pre-update Ceren Nightchant doesn't have that much going for him in terms of how interesting he is in comparison to the new one where they gave us like a whole heaping plate of characterization and nuance to his character

With Malorn it's different because he actually has a backstory. Like he's Important to the lore. He doesn't have like any screentime but just his story ALONE is enough to spin off completely into new exciting territory; we don't NEED anything else to hook us in because Malorn already has a hook, his relationships with his fellow teachers and students + his status as a powerful Necromancer + Malistaire's legacy affecting him.

Meanwhile Ceren Nightchant was a blank slate. We know he was in Unicorn Way for some reason despite not living there, not being a trained guard in handling the Twilight Zone situation, he was Just There and I think that's the only One Single Thing that was interesting about him.

And even though that still technically is the case with the new Ceren, LOOK AT HOW HE IS NOW. He's a CLOWN, a kind, happy, ridiculously powerful and intelligent clown who has a weird intolerance for undead pillagers and seems to get along great with our character!!! That's not like, groundbreaking lore like with Malorn or even Duncan, but idk there's just something so fresh and funny and exciting about this new bouncy iteration of a character we've known nothing about for like the past 20 years

So like in terms of nostalgia and personal headcanons, Greetings Nightchant will always be special to me but in terms of like being an actual character with more of a role in the story and a fresher dynamic with the characters around him, SkeLeTaL pIrAtEs Nightchant will be no. 1 for me